SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
he knew he fucked up.
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
dont panic no not yet
wait till we get to the disco dude
A man is banned from donating blood even though he’s had sex with only one man since 1970-something and knows for a fact (and can prove) that he does not have any sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDs.
A man is instantly given the chance to donate blood even though he’s had unprotected sex with more women than he can remember because he’s straight and there’s no way putting a penis in a vagina would ever result in sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDs.
i mean i would eat healthy food but do you remember that one time that adam and eve ate an apple in the garden of eden and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
Peeta and katniss’ daughter slowly began to learn about the games and the Capitol and the rebellion in school. One day she came home and told her parents that a real soldier rebellion veteran came to school to talk to them. She turned to her mother and asked, “Did you know a soldier named Gale Hawthorne?”
GO SIT IN THE CORNER
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September. Your argument is invalid