reverseracist:

zizino:

whats worse to hear 

a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend

c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit

guy:

same

guy:

same

spookynickjonasvevo:

pierre lays down the law

spookynickjonasvevo:

pierre lays down the law

porndirector:

When I get hit on

vuhnessahh7:

Tips for online dating

Is this real

politicalsexkitten:

yukaryote:

Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana

Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.

100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

image

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair